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Cotton placemat with three shirtless men and text: “Every Good Meal Deserves A Bit Of Sizzle.”
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
Cotton placemat with three shirtless men and text: “Every Good Meal Deserves A Bit Of Sizzle.”
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

Some Like It Sizzling Hot – Cheeky Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

Bring the sizzle to your table with this mouthwatering, smokin' hot placemat.

Perfect for romance readers who like their heroes shirtless, their steaks seared, and their books as spicy as their favorite seasoning, this mat brings the flavor and the eye candy.

This cheeky placemat guarantees your table stays as steamy as your latest read. It's bold, playful, and practically begging to be part of your next meal.

Remember: it's not a meal without a little sizzle.

*This is one of five placemats in the "Half-Dressed Book Boyfriends" series.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
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Sku: 31835807489009477967

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